Britney Spears Returns to Her Sexy Schoolgirl...
We know we're supposed to be writing about Britney Spears' dress, but her legs are driving us to distraction.
They're all oiled up and hyper-tanned, like Mr. Universe legs. In fact, she's too orange all over, and with the hair, the whole effect is very much like Hulk Hogan in a Japanese cosplay outfit.
But we must press on. We must concentrate.
We like the Lulu dress. It appears to be part of a trend involving floating collars that look like they belong on other outfits altogether, but it pretty much works here. And we love scallops on everything, as they're a nice substitute for lace.
Now, if only she'd lay off the tan in a can...
