A man in Michigan - claiming to be the father of Selena Gomez - has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber, accusing the 19-year old superstar of stealing his American Express card.
And what, exactly, did Bieber supposedly do with it?
Well...
- He paid for Selena's abortion
- He underwent penis enlargement surgery.
- He purchased cocaine with "p-ditty" to sell in "drug free school zones."
The documents also claim Bieber gave Gomez a sexually transmitted disease and, we need to quote it verbatim in this case, "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums."
"America must boycott biebers music," the man concludes in the lawsuit.