Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Justin Bieber Sued for Stolen Credit Card, Penis Enlargement, Selena Gomez Abortion Money


A man in Michigan - claiming to be the father of Selena Gomez - has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber, accusing the 19-year old superstar of stealing his American Express card.

And what, exactly, did Bieber supposedly do with it?



Well...


  • He paid for Selena's abortion
  • He underwent penis enlargement surgery.
  • He purchased cocaine with "p-ditty" to sell in "drug free school zones."

The documents also claim Bieber gave Gomez a sexually transmitted disease and, we need to quote it verbatim in this case, "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums."

"America must boycott biebers music," the man concludes in the lawsuit.